You Can't Be A Therapist
Join Austin, Seth, and Megan on our podcast as we talk about a range of topics with absolutely no filter. We guarantee to be offensive but at least you get a little laugh out of it.
You Can't Be A Therapist
Surviving Desert vs. Ocean, Espresso Martinis, and Family Feud!
Starting the show with store-bought espresso martinis (gross) and tequila seltzers!
Got a short attention span? Us too! We share our short attention span hardships, like struggling to focus on phone calls and cramming for college exams.
Megan and Austin go head to head during a chaotic Family Feud game hosted by Seth. Also, if you did know, Seth isn't the best when it comes to knowing song lyrics!
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welcome back to you. Can't be a therapist starring me, megan I'm austin and I am seth.
Speaker 2:We're having espresso martinis and you know they're actually pretty terrible they're worse than austin they're store-bought.
Speaker 1:Yeah, they're.
Speaker 2:Don't get them.
Speaker 3:I'm drinking Mamita's, which is a tequila soda seltzer, which I found out. We found out that Kyle Richards' daughters drink it. Kyle Richards is the housewives. She's from the housewives of the Beverly.
Speaker 2:Hills. I absolutely love Kyle Richards.
Speaker 3:So I am the son of Mauricio Manske and Kyle Richards. So I am the son of Mauricio Manski and Kyle Richards.
Speaker 1:Oh, good for you.
Speaker 2:Kyle reminds me of my mom and Kim Richards reminds me of Lisa.
Speaker 3:I mean, that's a really stretched comparison. I say this with the most respect.
Speaker 1:I already know that she's going to be very nice.
Speaker 3:I feel like Kyle Richards is more put together.
Speaker 2:You mean put together or more non-distracted?
Speaker 3:Non-distracted Like cohesive.
Speaker 1:We can't help it okay.
Speaker 3:I know I've learned that it's a family trait with with you guys. Okay, so this morning or after we went on a run, I went to a shower and I pulled a pair of underwear out. I'm like, what the hell? Like? I've never seen this pair of underwear before and I don't know like what. Well, okay, well then it. Then I remember what it was, but I haven't seen this pair of underwear in a long time and there's like stains.
Speaker 1:Ew, shit stains, Cocker stains, I don't know. Excuse me, bitch.
Speaker 4:I don't know what kind of there's a door.
Speaker 3:I don't know what kind of stains it were, but then I was like Austin, like what is this? He goes, I don't know. I'm like okay, well, I don't do this, this family does this shit your family does this. I don't do that in my underwear.
Speaker 1:Oh well, good for you. Many times I agree. It must be nice to be the chosen one.
Speaker 3:I 100% agree. It must be nice. No, I'm just kidding.
Speaker 2:I've shat my pants many times, I'm just kidding.
Speaker 3:But yeah, there's definitely family traits that you guys have. That is very exclusive.
Speaker 2:I feel like every family has, like certain traits that make them stand apart.
Speaker 1:From others.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:And we get ADHD and shitting your pants.
Speaker 2:And don't forget the anxiety. And the anxiety and crippling depression.
Speaker 1:Thanks, Grandma.
Speaker 2:I wonder where that came from, because, like everyone has it.
Speaker 3:I know it's pretty bad well, um, I think your mom and your grandma said that your grandma's mom had had it really bad did she I?
Speaker 2:I only knew her in like her dementia years really oh well, yeah, because what she died when she was, what late 80s?
Speaker 1:yeah, but I don't know how old you were well, well, what year did she die? I have no idea.
Speaker 2:Like eight years ago, I think.
Speaker 1:I don't know, carson was pretty little.
Speaker 3:So that was like the same year, as like.
Speaker 1:Ten years ago maybe.
Speaker 2:It was like around when I lost my grandpa on my dad's side.
Speaker 3:I think it was the same year, if I'm not mistaken.
Speaker 2:Between like 2010 and 2014,. I lost like eight people.
Speaker 1:Suck it up, buttercup, I know what the fuck.
Speaker 2:Well, it's not their fault All my grandparents, great-grandparents, on both sides. I had a private batting coach for baseball. He died. I was his last client. He died the next day. I'm like Jesus. What'd I do?
Speaker 1:Okay, that's not funny, I know, but the funny part is that I did it. You killed him. Yeah, alright, you heard it here first. I think God hates you because you're gay, and so he's killing everybody else, I mean, I believe it 100%, that's what you're told from the beginning.
Speaker 4:I don't want to go into this again, anyway, yeah.
Speaker 2:I don't know, I think our family has certain characteristics we are jacked up.
Speaker 3:It's very exclusive. Yeah, you have to have a membership to be a part of that rodeo, but a lot of people want to hang out with us?
Speaker 1:Yeah, they really do. They like our family.
Speaker 2:Yeah, they like our dynamic.
Speaker 3:No, I do too. I love hanging out with your family. I love hanging out with my family family more than my family.
Speaker 1:Um, yeah, I, but it does take a special person, though, because I will tell you, even me being part of the family and being a little out there myself, like when we're all sitting around and there's 12 conversations going on, I want to jump off the roof oh no, me too I can't I can't handle it, especially like in a small room like your grandma's house.
Speaker 3:Yes, I can't handle it.
Speaker 2:I start like itching and like breaking high yes it, yes, it's hard for me. Yeah, it's a lot yeah.
Speaker 1:But aside from that, we're cool.
Speaker 2:I would say we're like we don't judge, but we do, but we don't.
Speaker 1:We do, but we don't. You guys 100% judge, but then we don't, but then we accept anything and everything.
Speaker 3:But it's not like a judge, where it's like, oh, I'm not going to talk to that person ever again because I want to talk to you because of that.
Speaker 2:Yeah, and it's kind of like an honest judge, Like you know, Like we'll say it to your face.
Speaker 1:But then we'll be like best friends. Yes, yes.
Speaker 2:Like every time I tell grandma I do it on purpose.
Speaker 1:Now we talk about Megan, oh yeah he does, and that Megan, oh yeah, he does.
Speaker 2:And then I'm a drunk. I'm, like you know, megan, always out drinking.
Speaker 3:She's a drunk. And then your girlfriend goes. That damn Megan, that damn girl, I swear. What's she going to do? She's buying a Toyota.
Speaker 1:What is she going to do? What's she?
Speaker 4:going to do.
Speaker 1:She needs to get a Toyota and stop drinking. And you know what I'm not going to do either. Either or. I'm going to buy a Dodge and drink more.
Speaker 3:Okay, like why.
Speaker 1:Why a Dodge? I'm not, I'm not going to buy a Dodge anymore, but no, but you want a Dodge. But I'm not going to anymore. Can someone donate?
Speaker 3:a car to us.
Speaker 1:Can someone donate a Dodge Durango Hellcat to me?
Speaker 3:Ew, ew.
Speaker 1:Why don't you?
Speaker 3:just, we record this podcast in a dodge. Yes, dodge caravan yeah, we're in a dodge caravan. That's why it sounds so hollow. It does um, yeah, but anyways, no, your family, yeah, your family is great. It's very exclusive. They're fun people. It's fun time, for sure yeah, they are.
Speaker 2:Every time we do something it's an adventure, that's for sure, and we always get in trouble and you know, what? It's usually not the young people, it's usually the older people that are in trouble.
Speaker 1:That's another thing. Is that, like my grandma and my grandma's sister can like out-drink all of us and out-hang all of us? Like you know, it's the end of the night and I'm ready to go home and go to sleep.
Speaker 3:And they're still going strong. 12 bottles of wine and six packs of michelob ultra, and then they're it must be the like.
Speaker 2:They're like that. They're spaniard.
Speaker 3:I don't know what it is, but they can't drink but I'm like, please let me go home can party, yeah, okay to be fair to be fair, your aunt, your mom and your grandma sister, all can pretty like, can, like you know, handle it down. They can throw it back. No, they all can.
Speaker 2:They can throw it back and we like to dance. We're a huge dancing family.
Speaker 1:Yes, dance and sing, and none of us can sing. I especially cannot sing. I probably have the worst voice in the whole entire world.
Speaker 2:Worst talking voice, worst singing voice. I have a great talking voice.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, we have fun, we do, we have fun If you hear stuff in the back.
Speaker 3:that's Rocky walking around, that's a little Rocky Ruski. He's gained weight, so he looks like a normal dog. Now he doesn't look like a.
Speaker 2:He looks like a normal corgi.
Speaker 3:No, I don't think a normal corgi, he looks like a Jack Russell. What Russell, what he's still skinny, Like his hair oh he looks precious.
Speaker 1:He's so precious and I bought him a toy today A love is love, pride toy and I tried to move it we hate gays. So I could take a picture of him with it and he tried to attack me. So he either loves the toy or he hates gays. I don't really know.
Speaker 2:Or he's gay himself, or he might be gay. That's because he's fighting it.
Speaker 1:We persuaded him to be gay. You put it in his head, you brainwashed him we brainwashed him Anyway. Oh, I have something to say what Earlier this week I was talking to my friend Jenny, and she was telling me how Well she listens to the podcast, but that her mom listens too and that her mom will talk to her about it.
Speaker 2:So I just wanted to say hi, robin hi, robin do you remember me coming down on my bike and talking to you and mark, when I was like six years old and he looked like an idiot with a big head. Yeah, that was me wore a helmet on and off my bike. Uh, I used to like someone. Every weekend I went to my dad's. I would like go to like every house in the neighborhood and talk to every single person. That's weird.
Speaker 3:You're like. You're definitely that like, like that character, like a movie where everyone hates I think like there's annoying you.
Speaker 1:Of course, that's what the kid that everyone hates thinks yeah, true, that's 100 true but well, because they would sit out there, like in their garage.
Speaker 2:Everyone back in the day would sit in their garage, or oh, I loved robin and mark's garage or in there. Well, they got a golf cart one time. Oh, my gosh, my gosh, and Mark would like sit in the golf cart and I would go down there. I'm like hey guys, I would just like sit in the golf cart with him.
Speaker 1:He's like here comes this damn kid again.
Speaker 2:I would talk to anyone. I would talk to like Mike down the street. I would talk to Robin and who's the other guy? They're both. We had two, right? Oh, I don't know, I don't remember two marks bob across the street. No, I didn't talk to bob.
Speaker 1:I mean, I talked to like the kids, like miles and all that cory, but they're like much older than me yeah, you were just a little dumb kid god, here goes that stupid kid again.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, it's like 15 on a tricycle please don't let him see me, don't make eye contact I would go down there and like talk for hours.
Speaker 1:Is that where you fell on your bike?
Speaker 2:No, I was like 16. Oh my god.
Speaker 1:And you just fell and laid there.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it was like at night. I would always like go for a bike ride and it was across the street from like our cul-de-sac and I just fell on the corner there and just laid there and the car pulled up Do you cul-de-sac? And I just fell in the corner there and just laid there some carpool.
Speaker 1:Do you need help? Nope, I just want to lay here and die willowing in my depression.
Speaker 2:I wish I would have seen that if I had cameras you know how many times I fell on the bike and I hit a parked car on the same corner why, like you, couldn't see I? Was like hey, boom like right into the back, drove by literally hit and run.
Speaker 3:Well, do you have a very like short uh?
Speaker 4:yes, very short, I think that that is hereditary yeah, it's a hundred percent yeah
Speaker 2:right, terry, have you ever had a conversation with my mom and aunt?
Speaker 3:god it's literally like trying to like, like. Oh my god again.
Speaker 1:I'd rather jump off the roof.
Speaker 3:Your aunt is really bad Like your aunt, I'm like oh my God, it's like trying to move mountains. How do I do that? It's definitely a journey.
Speaker 2:She's got a short attention span and the thing with my mom. I mean, she does have a short attention span, but she's so distracted about everything.
Speaker 1:Everything. Yeah, she is Lady. Look, look, she is lady. Look look at me, I'm talking to you. Your mom's pissed off listen. Yes, she is, but it's true, but, and we're probably all going to eventually be there well, not you but no, I'm already there.
Speaker 2:I will not be there, I'm very distracted.
Speaker 1:I am very distracted, but like I can usually hold a conversation, at least, but anything else, like if I'm trying to work on something, or like read or oh, no, yeah, anything that requires concentration.
Speaker 3:For Austin. It's the point where I repeat myself, not because I know I'll say something and I'll say it again, not because he can't hear me. It's because he's not paying attention.
Speaker 2:I'll be staring right at you and we won't hear a word. You say so then.
Speaker 3:I'll say it again, more firm and he's like God.
Speaker 2:What was that for? Why are you yelling at me? What the fuck? Because.
Speaker 3:I know you're not paying attention. He goes. Yeah, you're right, I wasn't paying attention.
Speaker 2:We can't help it. It's not that I'm not paying attention.
Speaker 3:Just do better.
Speaker 2:How about that?
Speaker 1:You can talk to me and.
Speaker 3:I won't hear a word. You say Just do better, but that's the thing your brain is going. You sound so Canadian, I am Canadian.
Speaker 1:My Canadian came out, but I'll be on the phone and someone will be talking to me and I'm just trying my best to keep up.
Speaker 3:I'm like brain. Okay, make it no offense, but you work with a very specific, special population of people.
Speaker 1:I work with the employees.
Speaker 3:Oh, it's employees yeah.
Speaker 2:I work with the employees.
Speaker 1:Well, it's government employees so it makes sense. But seriously, I'll be like please, brain, pay attention.
Speaker 2:Don't fail me today.
Speaker 1:Comprehend what's coming through the other end and sometimes I just can't Like I'm trying so hard and I'm like what?
Speaker 2:Do you ever like try to talk on?
Speaker 1:the phone and it just like not coming out, like it's just like random words and yes, I hate talking on the phone, my brain cannot focus long enough like if it's textable, text me. If it's not textable, figure out a way to make it I can write so then, how are we doing this?
Speaker 3:how are we doing this podcast?
Speaker 1:if you guys have a hard time like I, don't need to concentrate for this yeah, we just go with the flow, like ask me what we just said 30 seconds ago.
Speaker 2:I don't know something about you're talking about like espresso martinis no, you're talking about like you're, like you're on the phone oh yeah yeah, oh, my god that's why I kind of look back I'm like how did I get through college? Yeah, because I I can't memorize anything, honestly, yeah you were like a bat shit crazy case.
Speaker 3:You were like I, just because, of course, you had to pick one of the hardest series you could get.
Speaker 2:I only picked it because someone told me it was hard. Why would you do that to yourself? I don't know. I mean, I enjoy it because it pays the bills, but other than that, I guess. Well, that sucks, but I mean. I enjoy it because it pays the bills but other than that, I guess, I guess.
Speaker 1:Well, that sucks.
Speaker 2:Yeah, but well, the thing is like for studying. I had to study like hours. Well, everyone did. I know, but like it took me forever to study Like extra because you couldn't pick up on yeah, Like I felt like so dumb in all my classes because everyone else, oh yeah, you just do this and you know you apply that like but you felt down but you got like the best grades in class.
Speaker 3:I had to study a lot. Well, because you were learning hard information.
Speaker 2:I was also one of the youngest one of my classes because a lot of it, what it was is like it's an awkward time. No, like in my classes, it was like people who are already practicing like engineering and then, in order to like move up, they just need to like the actual piece of paper that says hey, you completed your courses so ridiculous.
Speaker 1:Don't even get me started on that mess.
Speaker 2:So that's like I had a lot of like that in my class. So I was like the youngest one. I'm like straight out of college, went into that but didn like a 70 year old in my class one time. There's nothing wrong with going to junior college.
Speaker 4:No, I should have done that. It would save me a lot of money.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I don't think he was saying, oh, no I was saying he was just saying I was saying like that's how young he was, but it was literally right out of. So I was like 18 and like all these classes, but yeah, there's like like actual, like working professionals who like been in the business for years, that literally knew everything. They decided to get a piece of paper. I'm like, um, I don't know, I literally wrote a letter to the dean. I'm like, of course you did, I did because it's not even surprised me I did.
Speaker 2:I'm like, how do these people know everything? I'm like this is supposed to be a beginner class. Like I don't even know how to turn the fucking computer. Please kick them out they're making me feel I need. I need an A, but anyway, that's embarrassing.
Speaker 1:I wouldn't have told that story if I were you.
Speaker 2:No, I don't care. You know how many times I wrote to the dean. Are you serious? Yes, why. I think I'm psycho.
Speaker 1:Yeah, okay, you think.
Speaker 3:I could have told you that. We're going to transition to my. Would you rather? Now I spent I okay With your new desk. In the past I've came up with these, would you rathers like with the help of others' sources, ie, reddit, google and um.
Speaker 2:I'm sorry.
Speaker 1:Well then quit drinking it it makes you glitch, but it's so strong it's going to do the job.
Speaker 2:This espresso martini is like drinking straight kerosene. Well then, quit drinking it. It makes you glitch, but it's so strong it's going to do the job. This espresso martini is like drinking straight kerosene Okay, well then quit drinking it.
Speaker 1:We can't, we need it.
Speaker 3:You guys are so stubborn.
Speaker 2:That's the only. I didn't get another drink. That's the only thing I have.
Speaker 3:Megan had asked us on our way here.
Speaker 2:I didn't expect it. It tastes his like fucking ass Really. You thought it was like a fucking crash.
Speaker 1:I thought it did that's why I was hellbent on it. We just pour it out of a bottle and it would be a crash. Espresso martini.
Speaker 2:It should be $30 a bottle.
Speaker 3:Clearly it's shit. Who oh? Yeah anyway, just cut that whole thing out.
Speaker 2:I'm going to start over. I'm not cutting anything out. Yes, evmo, so it's the same it's.
Speaker 1:I wonder why it's shit in a bottle. I don't know why they're so bad out of the bottle. I don't remember if anyone remembers, but like a few episodes back, austin made me espresso martinis and I thought it was the worst thing I'd ever tasted my entire life.
Speaker 2:This is worse you know, it wouldn't be so bad if it didn't have such a strong alcohol flavor yeah, well, it's like it's like a sweet alcohol flavor.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it doesn't taste espresso-y to me, it's just like.
Speaker 3:To me it tastes, it tastes like like chocolate syrup, like chocolate milk, but like with with alcohol.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, yes, like I don't know what alcohol is, and maybe like vodkas with chocolate syrup in it or something like that.
Speaker 2:Yeah. If there's any bartenders listening, please send us a recipe on how to make it yeah, because we're not doing good.
Speaker 3:Okay, anyways, I have to help you guys navigate throughout this freaking episode.
Speaker 4:So anyways, would you rather?
Speaker 3:You should be Okay. So in the past I've had help with my would-you-rathers through Reddit, google, whatever. These are 100% from me. I'm not saying every single one in the past was from. That I like changed it to like your team. That I like changed it to like your team. Yeah, okay. So are you guys ready? Yes, because I have to make sure you guys are listening.
Speaker 4:I'm listening, I'm always listening you guys are especial.
Speaker 3:Alright, okay, number one yes, would you rather be stranded in the middle of the ocean for two weeks and survive, just to later be eaten by a whale, or be stranded in the middle of the desert for two weeks, only to be shot by a scary person?
Speaker 1:Michael Myers.
Speaker 2:Sure, I think I'd rather be shot, because then it's, I think it's more quick.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 3:Or just think about the conditions you're in versus, like the ocean versus the desert.
Speaker 1:I always say they're pretty much similar, because you can't drink any of that water out of me but it's hot as fuck on the water, okay.
Speaker 2:Same thing in the desert, okay, um, but the whole thing of like seeing a whale like swimming around and then it comes up and eats you, I'd rather just be shot.
Speaker 1:Yeah, right, because it's more instant and I think desert like obviously it's gonna suck they're both gonna suck. But I think desert like obviously it's going to suck they're both going to suck. But I feel like in a desert you have a little more hope, like in the water, I don't know. I mean like I get that either way, you survive that, but like I don't know, I feel like in the desert there's more hope. If you're in the middle I feel like there's less animals in the desert.
Speaker 3:Well, no, because, like I've seen like I can't deal with the heat, though I've seen I can't either I'm like these aren't spiders that like are like the size of like your martini glass right now and they just like run across the sand yes and they like spritz it's, and then they hide yes they hide around the sand. See like there's like tons of type of ants Like the bull ants are common.
Speaker 1:I don't know, in the desert those aren't like more forest See, but I feel like for me.
Speaker 3:Well, these are just these big ants. Oh yeah, I've seen a video. You can see those things in the water, I'm sure. There I feel like it's better to not know, no, but I know.
Speaker 1:So in my mind I'm just making up what's there I don't know, and plus I need to condition myself for all these weird bugs because I'm going to go to I was going to say Africa, where am I going? Australia?
Speaker 4:Australia. Yeah, my husband's there.
Speaker 3:Megan, you cannot survive in Australia. You can't survive. Don't tell me where I can survive, okay, okay, well, I pick the ocean I'm going to pick desert, desert and shot in the temple.
Speaker 1:Yeah, desert, desert. Okay, I don't care where you shoot me, but desert. If there's any orcas, well.
Speaker 2:I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I mean most like whales will spit you out. Okay, but that's one special. It's you, it's you, yeah.
Speaker 1:They spit you out and you survive.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Yeah, oh, that's weird.
Speaker 3:Like that's like what, typically like what, like blue whales will accidentally swallow a person. That will spit it out. Humpbacks or something.
Speaker 2:Oh, megan finished her drink, good job.
Speaker 1:It looks greasy a fan Since I finished it.
Speaker 3:You just mouthed it all, alrighty. Number two Would you rather be pushed off the Burj Khalifa, which is the tallest building in the world, at 828 meters tall, or 163 floors? Tall and die and die or be buried alive and survive. No. You have to be buried for three weeks, no.
Speaker 2:Three weeks yes.
Speaker 3:Let's just say you survive. Okay, you survive both.
Speaker 2:Oh, you survive both. Or you don't, or you die.
Speaker 3:No, you die if you're pushed off.
Speaker 2:I want to be pushed off. Yeah, die.
Speaker 1:Being buried alive. No, I take that back. Gives me the most anxiety.
Speaker 2:I'll be buried alive? Nope, because then I'll live. It's three weeks of suffering for the rest of my 15 years on this earth Nope.
Speaker 1:Because what if, tomorrow, I go out and get hit by a car? No Well, that can happen anytime it can. So I'll just push me off the building and take me out of my misery, if it's my time to go.
Speaker 2:Can you imagine being pushed off and that 20 seconds you're falling?
Speaker 1:That's what I always think about. At what point do you think that your body stops?
Speaker 4:being scared.
Speaker 2:Shooting adrenaline.
Speaker 3:Well, with the 9-11 attacks, they said that almost every single person that jumped off had a heart attack before they hit the ground. Oh really.
Speaker 1:See, that's what I'm thinking you would have to.
Speaker 2:You have so much adrenaline pumping and just knowing that you're just going to just splash.
Speaker 4:Yeah, I think your body just like will kill you before you. Yeah, that's what. I'm saying Like the heart attack will yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1:I can't imagine that you're in the air very long before you're not aware that you're in the air.
Speaker 3:Okay, and I know this is. I was for some reason thinking about this last night when I was going to bed.
Speaker 2:Huh, how like what if I killed my husband?
Speaker 3:No like how, like crazy the human body is, or just like any living thing, like when we exercise, our body literally produces its own heat and its own mechanism to release the heat, like I don't know, like the whole thing is just crazy to me. Like we literally our muscles, produce energy which then produces heat, and then we um get excrete that heat source through sweat. I think that's like that's insane.
Speaker 2:Well, no, there's no. Like like so many things, like your body does that you don't even know.
Speaker 1:Yeah yeah, so I'm doing this. I do these supervisor trainings at work. They're from UC Davis. Do you pay attention?
Speaker 2:Yes, I do.
Speaker 1:I try. No, they're really interesting. But it's funny because a lot of them like, for example, on last Tuesday I did a positivity one. It's like creating a more positive workplace. No, what's funny is the whole thing. We get an email like whoever selected to do it, you've been selected to take this creating a more positive work environment course. And I was like, wow, that's rude, I've been selected. Like, what are they trying to say?
Speaker 1:But anyway, Well, I can tell you no, I'm a positive worker. I have a little poster in my office where, if someone comes in to my office, they have to write something positive.
Speaker 2:Are you like a supervisor where like employees go to you about personal problems too?
Speaker 1:Oh, every problem, Really Every problem.
Speaker 2:I don't know if I would trust you with that. Why?
Speaker 3:I would trust Megan with a lot I do.
Speaker 1:Yeah, they tell me all kinds of stuff that I've never told anybody but anyway. So I go to this, this training. But a lot of these trainings they go over that type of stuff, like what happens to your body when it's stressed, what happens when you're happy, and it's just crazy, like the things that your body does that we don't even know about, that makes a difference in your mood, or you know how you retain information, and things like that yeah, or like another thing.
Speaker 3:I think it's like really cool to think about is like when like when I was in my undergrad doing anatomy physiology classes, my professor was like oh, just like your brain is learning about itself. Because, like we learn about the brain, and the nervous system and it's really crazy to think about.
Speaker 2:You're learning about stuff that you already do without knowing it.
Speaker 3:Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's another thing. I think that's crazy. Um, I was for some reason think about that and it's like how crazy and how like, which made me feel like, really like, appreciative, and sounds really cheesy, but really cool.
Speaker 2:No, but like how appreciative like yes life and living yes, but and how everything else really doesn't matter. Yeah, like money, that money. That's how I think about like when I. Material things when.
Speaker 4:I still work.
Speaker 3:I know like I make a big mistake.
Speaker 1:My like manager would make like a huge fuss about it, or like my team would, and I would just like it's okay, like I'm just like it's okay, like I'm just like not even a speck of this earth oh yeah, that's what I tell my team all the time, like because you know we work in hr, things change all the time and I tell them constantly like if they made a mistake and they're being hard on themselves, we can fix it. It's really not that serious like we're gonna fix it and then tomorrow you're gonna forget it ever happened. We're gonna move on.
Speaker 3:Yeah, um, so I was thinking about that last night. Anyways, okay, number three would you rather lose the memory of who everyone is, or or have everyone forget who you are?
Speaker 1:ugh, will my dogs remember who I am no, everyone forgets who you are everybody.
Speaker 2:Oh, I can't, I don't know. Everyone forgets about me, or I forget about everyone.
Speaker 1:I don't want to forget about my kid or my dogs.
Speaker 3:You'll forget about me, forget about everyone. Well, that's also me.
Speaker 2:Because I feel like then I wouldn't suffer, right? I mean like I'll have the same people around me every day, but then you'll just be taking care of me.
Speaker 3:But then like, but then like.
Speaker 2:You forget about me, then I'll have to play you like a tape every day, like we got married.
Speaker 3:Like 50 first dates. 50 first dates. Well, that's obviously what I'd do with you, I know.
Speaker 1:He's being selfish. I'm Not really. No, because I would do. I think I would choose the same.
Speaker 2:Because then everyone else has.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I, I guess that makes sense I don't know and then if you leave me like I understand, but I'm I wouldn't know. Actually I don't know because I don't want my kid to feel like I forgot about him well, obviously he would know something's wrong with you well currently.
Speaker 3:But then, like, imagine like you're going up to carson, be like hey it. And he's like no, you're not my mom.
Speaker 1:That's true. Oh my god, you're right. No.
Speaker 3:I mean it would suck either way, but I feel like it's less traumatic. I think it might be much more traumatic if you forgot everyone else, because then Austin or Carson would know that she forgot everyone, not just me.
Speaker 2:Yeah, something's obviously wrong. Yeah, but then if you switch it, everyone forgets about you. Then you're like was this even a real thing?
Speaker 1:Right, or are they just being assholes? They?
Speaker 2:hate me. See, I'm right. So we're all going to choose us forgetting shit, which we currently do.
Speaker 3:Everyone forgets about me anyway, so I'm used to it.
Speaker 1:Oh God, he's so dramatic, isn't he, You're really wrong when you say that People like remember you before they remember me. That's very true. That is not true. No, that's very true.
Speaker 2:I think they just invite me because.
Speaker 1:I think so too. That's not true? Yes, it is.
Speaker 2:He thinks everyone hates him.
Speaker 3:I know, why we do better we do. Anyways, that's going to be my like Achilles heel as like Self-doubt, no, like. Well, like my Achilles heel will be like oh, everyone likes me. No, they don't, you're so stupid, but anyways, okay, well, I picked some really good what you got there.
Speaker 1:Yeah, those were good and those were hard. I don't.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I like them.
Speaker 1:I don't like the last one. I don't want to choose.
Speaker 3:I like them to be a challenge. You had to choose, or you die, I'll rather die.
Speaker 2:That wasn't an option.
Speaker 1:Well.
Speaker 2:I took it back.
Speaker 1:You gave it as an option, so it's an option.
Speaker 3:Okay, and I do want to talk about this. So if you know who I am, I suck at Excuse me, I suck at understanding lyrics in a song.
Speaker 1:I love that.
Speaker 3:I'm notorious for it. I have Common. There's a lot of songs where people are like I can't believe you thought it was. It said that and I was like, no, I really thought that for years. So I decided to um highlight some songs that I um texas toast forget, okay.
Speaker 3:So the first song is by earth, wind and fire, and it's called let's groove okay the lyrics go. Let this groove get you to move. It's all right, all right, all right, okay, now here. Here are seth lyrics, okay for the song texas toast will taste so good.
Speaker 2:It's all right, all right, all right you know, I kind of agree with you well, because I love texas me too, and also in your defense.
Speaker 1:I thought it said Papa Scrooge.
Speaker 3:Huh.
Speaker 1:That doesn't even make sense.
Speaker 3:I feel like Texas Toast sounds way more.
Speaker 4:I thought it said Papa.
Speaker 3:Scrooge Texas Toast. We'll taste so good, it's all right.
Speaker 1:Well, I didn't know what else it said. I just thought it said Papa Scrooge, we'll get you in the mood.
Speaker 3:It in the mood. It must be an Earth, moon and Fire thing, because the next song is another Earth Moon and Fire song.
Speaker 1:Is it really?
Speaker 3:It's September. Okay, so the lyrics for September that I commonly get wrong are body ya say. You remember body ya dancing in September. Okay, here are my lyrics. Aye, aye, something about September.
Speaker 2:Aye, aye now we're in September.
Speaker 3:Yes, that's good. It's Say you Remember, and Dancing In September. I said my first one is Something About September and then we're In September.
Speaker 2:They need to talk more clear when they say it, it's Enunciate, it's Enunciate right.
Speaker 1:I'm the same way, though, but then I feel like it's an idiot out in public where it's enunciate, right, yeah, enunciate. I'm the same way though.
Speaker 3:Yeah, but then I thought it was an idiot like out in public where it's like. And then I was like what are you singing? I'm like I don't think you idiot?
Speaker 1:I'm singing the same song as you are, yeah that is probably one of my all time favorite things that ever happened with you, besides the, Olive Garden thing.
Speaker 3:Well, I have Olive Gardens, I can't I have two more you should get an Olive Garden tattoo.
Speaker 1:You should. I'm an Olive Garden. Hi, I'm an Olive Garden, I should sponsor. I know you're here, Olive Garden sponsor us.
Speaker 3:Oh, I should get a spokesman, you should. I love Olive Garden kinda.
Speaker 2:Actually the last time I ate it I shit my pants. At work I got the white creamy something potato soup. I actually left work to go home for that and shite.
Speaker 3:I shite myself, Okay. The third song I commonly get wrong is Carrie Underwood's Before he Cheats Okay.
Speaker 2:I don't like her why.
Speaker 3:She's annoying, you're annoying, I annoying her. She's very like demanding self-centered.
Speaker 1:I don't. I literally know nothing about her.
Speaker 3:So I've honestly like, because I know that was like a j-lo, like screw j-lo. Yes, I I think people compare her to like.
Speaker 1:She's like the white version of j-lo because she's her, she's rude yeah, I don't know. Like I said, I know nothing about her, I just don't.
Speaker 2:And like five seconds of her voice is plenty enough.
Speaker 3:I mean, she sings really well.
Speaker 2:She does.
Speaker 1:I'll give her that. I think she sings really well, it's just her tone I heard she's really rude.
Speaker 3:So the lyrics I get wrong are. Here are the lyrics for the song. I dug my key into the side of his pretty little souped up four wheel drive, carved my name into his leather seats. Okay, here are my lyrics, and I dug my key into the side of his pretty little super four wheel drive carved my name into his legacy.
Speaker 2:I mean, you got the syllables, kind of yeah.
Speaker 3:But like I was eight years old, like flaring my hands up and singing legacy, not leather seats Into his legacy.
Speaker 2:I like it. I'm going to change it now. Right, it sounds better that way I mean it makes sense, because she's talking about a truck and leather seats.
Speaker 3:Why I said legacy? I mean it's like leather seats.
Speaker 2:Why I said legacy, I mean I mean it's like.
Speaker 3:Oh, it's like symbolic. Yeah, you're being more symbolic. Yeah, you got a deeper meaning behind.
Speaker 1:Oh, my god, eight-year-old me I know you know what eight-year-old you should have wrote that song? Not whoever did.
Speaker 3:You should have been a poet um, okay, and then the last one is my guess my most, your most famous one so a little backstory, um story, um so um.
Speaker 3:Every like every october, um austin's family and we all do this uh podcast tour thing with our we listen to notorious beggar still podcast and you basically have to go to houses here in our hometown and the podcaster does um like a brief story about some sort of tragedy that happened here would be like a murderer or or like a haunting of some sort.
Speaker 3:So we've been doing this for like the past like four years or like three years. Well, a couple years ago, um, a bunch of us went, so we took separate cars, so in one car it was austin's mom and like his family, and then in another car it was me, me, austin and megan, and uh, so we're following austin's mom and I was like, let's put on some holly music, let's just get into the spirit, okay. So I typed in, hopefully, music on my phone and you know that you know the halloween theme music came on. You know um monster mash, you know whatever. So I put on a song and um remembered I saw the halloween theme music. I remember um thinking, uh, the song with mr sandman. It was in the beginning of halloween episode three, or halloween movie three and and I was like why Was it really yeah?
Speaker 3:That's what. That's what I thought about it. Oh, and so I was like why is that a Halloween or why, yeah, why is that like a Halloween song? And the song is Mr Sandman, okay, and Megan also. Like what do you mean?
Speaker 2:Put on Mr Sandman, I'm like by Metallica. Oh, that's interesting.
Speaker 1:Well then he was like why isn't this like a Christmas song?
Speaker 3:Oh, yeah, yeah, because I started playing it.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I was like this should be a Christmas song.
Speaker 3:Yeah, and Megan was like why would it be a Christmas song? I said because the lyrics go Mr Simmons, bring me a treat, Mr Simmons, bring me a treat, Mr Simmons, Bum, bum, bum, bum. And it was like my most. I've never heard Megan laugh that hard in my entire life.
Speaker 1:It was amazing.
Speaker 3:So the last song that I want to mention that I miss a lot is Mr Sandman, by the Cordettes, and the lyrics go Mr Sandman, bring me a dream, bring me a dream, bong bong, bong, bong. Bong, bong, bong, holyo According to Google and my lyrics are Mr Simmons, bring me a treat. And Megan said why would that be a Christmas song? I said because I thought Mr Simmons was Santa Claus, santa Simmons. So he used Simmons was Santa.
Speaker 2:Claus Santa Simmons.
Speaker 1:So he's a nickname for Santa Claus. That's what Mrs Claus calls him. Simmons, get over here and all I could think of was Richard Simmons in his little sling outfit.
Speaker 2:Yeah, Going bring me a treat, a sling Like an arm sling.
Speaker 1:No, like a wrestler sling.
Speaker 3:Are those what they're called A singlet, a singlet, a singlet.
Speaker 1:Whatever A?
Speaker 3:sling is like for your arm right.
Speaker 1:Whatever?
Speaker 2:You get it. He's just wearing a sling and nothing else. Anyway, wow.
Speaker 3:So if I remember some more songs I mess up, I will make note of those.
Speaker 1:Mr Simmons was the best.
Speaker 3:Mr Simmons. Okay, well, thatits into what we're talking about today. We are going to be doing family feud, okay, so family feud is going to be between between megan and austin or austin and megan megan and austin sometimes there's just like a way like it flows better. Austin and Megan, sounds like you're like having to stop your syllables to keep going Megan and.
Speaker 3:Austin, just like, flows better Anyways, so similar to Family Feud. I will be reading a question and within each question there are five answers and you guys have three tries to answer the questions and each answer response will have.
Speaker 2:Megan's literally taking a selfie. Megan, you're supposed to be live right now so people can hear us.
Speaker 3:No, because I want them to be surprised with the podcast. Well, they should have looked at the first part.
Speaker 2:Okay, we'll go live on the next one For the first part, but not the actual main event.
Speaker 3:And then Okay, so each answer solution will have, like a numerical value. You guys will keep track of your own scores that way. Okay, so each round, there'll be a series of rounds in which I will start the round by asking a question Whoever can hit their buzzer first and give an answer.
Speaker 1:Hold on. Mine's going through an ad.
Speaker 2:Why are there so many ads on everything? We watched a TikTok this morning. In the middle of a TikTok, an ad popped up.
Speaker 3:I know it was during my Tate McCray performance.
Speaker 2:Like it wasn't even like scrolling, it was in the middle of a video.
Speaker 1:I'm kind of worried that.
Speaker 2:Hold on. I don't like that one. Change it.
Speaker 1:I don't care if you like it or not Change it.
Speaker 3:I just want to make sure I know that you guys are going to ask me what? Yes, we are. Hold on, Okay.
Speaker 1:I want to. Why does it keep doing this? It's not me. It keeps taking me back to this. You're so fucking stupid.
Speaker 3:You have to select one. I did.
Speaker 1:And then it takes me to an ad. You're playing fucking Tetris.
Speaker 3:No, it's an ad Well, push the X. I did push the X. I did push the X, okay.
Speaker 1:Hold it. That's not even what I selected, but okay, I guess that'll do. Okay, okay and then it took me to an ad again. How am I ever going to succeed in this game?
Speaker 4:Okay, how about?
Speaker 1:Mine doesn't do that.
Speaker 2:If you turn your internet off, you won't get any ads.
Speaker 1:Let's see if that's true. Thank God, did you get any fucking ads. No, but that's the stupid one, that's the one I like, that's the same one I have. Okay, fine, but how are we going to know who selected first? I'm going to yell at the same time. I think, you guys, I think.
Speaker 3:Austin can Me.
Speaker 1:And then I got an ad.
Speaker 2:How You're not connected. Take off your LTE and take off your cellular and take off the Wi-Fi. Huh, take off that. Why.
Speaker 1:What if someone needs to get a hold of me?
Speaker 2:Well, they're not going to be able to contact you while you're working.
Speaker 3:Can I change mine real quick? Go ahead, I want to change mine.
Speaker 1:Oh my God, and I'm in an ad again.
Speaker 3:I give up. How about you guys?
Speaker 1:just say me or Nope. That's not which one I want.
Speaker 3:Hold on this one says rim shot, should I just put the whole siren over?
Speaker 1:No, this is me. Are you irritated with us?
Speaker 3:I'm extremely irritated with you guys. How about we just raise our?
Speaker 1:hands. No, I'm doing the siren, let's go.
Speaker 3:Okay, just pick your buzzer and then that way I can finish the instructions.
Speaker 2:Does that? Mine won't stop Okay.
Speaker 1:Seth hates us, I just let Wait, I got us.
Speaker 2:I just let you. I got one, I got one. It won't let me.
Speaker 3:Okay, perfect.
Speaker 2:Okay, we're good.
Speaker 1:Let's try it and we're back.
Speaker 3:I don't know what part I have to start over All of it Okay, so just cut that whole thing out. No, no. I leave everything in.
Speaker 2:People need to know that we have flaws. We're not perfect.
Speaker 3:We're a fucking no, no, no, no, no, I'm not gonna.
Speaker 2:You guys are a fucking mess. Megan is Anyways.
Speaker 3:Okay, that wasn't me that was Megan, okay, so we're gonna play Family Feud.
Speaker 2:We're already feuding I'm going to Do. You know you're related to Megan. Now, isn't that weird to think that we're all family right now?
Speaker 1:Feuding.
Speaker 2:Isn't that weird? And we're feuding.
Speaker 1:We're like the real life game.
Speaker 2:Why is. Steve Harvey, the host of that Rocky is also stressed.
Speaker 1:No, he's not Rocky's, like they're funny.
Speaker 4:He's like take me back to the shelter.
Speaker 2:It's quieter. I'll go with you With these idiots.
Speaker 3:Okay, so we're playing Family.
Speaker 4:Feud Okay.
Speaker 3:Okay, okay, I'm going to be asking you guys a question, okay, and whoever answers first with the highest numerical value answer will then be able to get the round, the turn, the turn. Okay, okay, okay, just like you guys will have to keep track of your own points.
Speaker 1:Oh hell, I don't trust him.
Speaker 2:Or I can do it, we'll be fine. Okay, it's fine, I'll do it. I'm going to win anyway. I'll just do it, we'll be okay.
Speaker 1:We'll be okay. Okay, don't stress yourself out.
Speaker 2:We suffer fun. Are you having fun? That's good. He's typing in restraining order. Talk about my will, will what you have, a will Surprise.
Speaker 1:Why is.
Speaker 4:Rocky standing like that. I'm a trust fund baby Is he standing on one leg?
Speaker 2:Yeah, he always stands on one leg and he switches off.
Speaker 3:Alrighty, okay, and then, after we go through the series of rounds, there's a lightning round where you guys can win more points.
Speaker 1:There's a cash prize.
Speaker 3:Loser has to go swimming in a pool.
Speaker 1:No, I can't swim on the ground. I can't do that.
Speaker 2:I look like a fucking hippo Ready.
Speaker 3:Question one I'm ready. In which place are you told to use your inside voice?
Speaker 1:Library.
Speaker 3:You bitch Library.
Speaker 2:Okay, I gotta go. I gotta go now.
Speaker 3:Second no, that's how family food works.
Speaker 2:She got the highest one. Oh, that's the number one spot.
Speaker 3:Yes, if you, let me finish and do my job.
Speaker 2:You still let me go, no.
Speaker 3:I don't.
Speaker 2:Okay, go.
Speaker 3:If she got the highest one, then it's her turn to go. I don't remember Steve Harvey yelling no, because Steve Harvey has big teeth and he's rich.
Speaker 2:I'm going to give you some big teeth. Then Spend some money. Here's $100. Keep yourself nice, okay.
Speaker 3:Stop yelling at us. I'm surprised you'll give me money without having a heart attack. Yeah, I don't spend money.
Speaker 2:Sam likes to spend money.
Speaker 1:I do?
Speaker 2:I love spending money.
Speaker 1:I hate spending money. We work too hard to not spend money. No, no, no.
Speaker 3:Okay, austin hates buying clothes, but then he will wear all the clothes that I buy for myself.
Speaker 2:I hate buying anything, even food.
Speaker 1:Let's drown Austin in the pool. I second that Alright. Yes, we're drowning.
Speaker 2:Austin in the pool, you'll get a lot more money if I'm dead.
Speaker 3:Okay, continuing to the game, I don't have to buzz now, right, no, okay. So In which place are you told to use your inside voice Court? Eh no, you have one strike.
Speaker 2:She gets three yes.
Speaker 3:Well, duh, do you know how Family Feud works?
Speaker 2:Yeah, but there's only one of her Shit your classroom.
Speaker 3:Ding, ding, ding ding.
Speaker 1:Damn it. Was that the only answer you had? Yeah, okay, a museum. Eh, a museum, a funeral.
Speaker 4:What.
Speaker 3:Ding, ding ding.
Speaker 2:What.
Speaker 3:Worship service.
Speaker 2:I laugh at that. That's not the same thing?
Speaker 1:Yes, it is. That's considered. That's a church. It's the same, goddamn thing Now shut up.
Speaker 2:What if you have a secular?
Speaker 3:Okay, it's not your turn, it's not so shut up, it's the same goddamn thing. Now shut up, it's more of a secular. Okay, it's not your turn.
Speaker 1:It's not so shut up.
Speaker 3:I'm the judge. Okay, in which place are you told to use your inside voice?
Speaker 1:The hospital.
Speaker 2:I don't have an answer for this.
Speaker 3:I'm going to give you ding, ding, ding. It says doctor.
Speaker 1:Oh see.
Speaker 3:Ding, ding, ding. Alrighty, you have one. I don't see doctors. You have one strike and you also have one answer left. Fuck.
Speaker 1:Um At the cemetery. Eh, eh, oh, fuck so now, I wasn't thinking. If he steals my points, I'm knocking him off that chair. So let's all be prepared, Alright, Austin.
Speaker 3:What's the question? In which place are you told to use your inside voice?
Speaker 2:And what answers are on the board. Hey, they get to see what's on the board in real life. Can you name the answers please?
Speaker 3:that are on the board. The answers on the board are library classroom, worship service and the doctor.
Speaker 2:Um, oh, my god, I'm so embarrassed you should be a loser uh in the car what is it?
Speaker 1:movie theater well, we usually don't my family doesn't use their inside walls anywhere.
Speaker 2:My mom answers the phone and then. She puts the spotlight on she has her flashlight on and she talks on the actual speakerphone in a theater.
Speaker 3:Alright, Megan, you are at 60 points.
Speaker 2:Where the fuck did 60 come from? Don't worry about it.
Speaker 1:I'm at 60.
Speaker 3:Those are the answers she got right, one for each point of her year of life.
Speaker 1:Yep, don't be a hater.
Speaker 3:All right, I guess we're for the next question. Yes, isn't this fun. What are the top? Go Now you have the answer. I will disqualify you, Austin, if you don't cooperate with the rules. Let me finish the question and then you can say the rule for that if you don't cooperate with the rules.
Speaker 2:Let me finish the question.
Speaker 3:You didn't state the rule for that? What are the top reasons for being late to work?
Speaker 2:Damn it, mine didn't go faster. Add a gas. That's usually why I'm late. I have to get gas in the morning.
Speaker 3:Okay, Megan Slept on my alarm.
Speaker 2:Oh, that makes sense. Ding, ding, ding, oops. Oh, disqualified, alright Dequal.
Speaker 4:Disqualified.
Speaker 3:Dequalified the answer that I'm going to give is hit snooze too many times. I guess that's the same thing, Okay, Megan. So what are the top reasons for being late to work?
Speaker 1:My kid.
Speaker 3:Oh wait, no, I'm sorry, that's correct. No, you already said it, you can't change it. Family obligation yes.
Speaker 1:Okay, a train no.
Speaker 2:No, it's no. Just put eh no, a train I'm going to give you, I'm it's no, just put eh.
Speaker 3:No, they're a train I'm going to give you, I'm going to, eh, you have to do the no More specific.
Speaker 2:Yes, I got stuck behind a train. The Santa Fe Railroad.
Speaker 3:Okay, so you have one strike, megan.
Speaker 1:Okay, I got pulled over and got a speeding ticket.
Speaker 2:By a police officer.
Speaker 3:That early in the morning. Yes, I'm going to give you another, eh?
Speaker 1:No, oh you know what I'm going to give you an?
Speaker 2:eh, I should probably be thinking of an answer huh Um. Oh, I got one, I got one.
Speaker 1:I got in a car accident.
Speaker 2:No, that's not what it is. Don't even give it to her.
Speaker 3:No, I'm going to give it to you. Ding ding, ding. Car trouble. That's not a car trouble, it's the same thing. That is like the same thing. That is not a car trouble. That would encompass like that's an emergency.
Speaker 1:No, they're both emergencies.
Speaker 2:Have you ever had car?
Speaker 1:trouble.
Speaker 3:Hey, I'm the judge. Yeah, that, because you guys are the same race, asian, oh god. Okay, all right, megan, you still have um, you saw tumor.
Speaker 2:Fuck, this is the nastiest martini I've ever had hey, can you keep your inside like? Oh, that wasn't on the answer board. Can you?
Speaker 3:podcast studio wasn't on the answer okay, I'm trying to help me in. Um, you have two answers left with one strike left. I was throwing up the studio wasn't on the answer board. Okay, I'm trying to help Megan, you have two answers left.
Speaker 1:with one strike left. I was throwing up. Oh sick I was sick. I had morning sickness. My stomach hurt.
Speaker 2:I had to go to the doctor.
Speaker 1:Oh.
Speaker 3:God, you're the only pregnant woman in the world. No, I'm sorry, megan, that is not on the board. Okay, awesome. What are the top reasons for being late to work?
Speaker 2:Can I have the answers please?
Speaker 3:The answers that Megan has already provided are hit snooze too many times, car trouble and family obligations that's literally everything I had in my mind.
Speaker 1:Well, that's because I'm smarter than you Um.
Speaker 2:Oh no, oh no, oh no, uh, oh, we don't have all day. Oh no, that's the only ones I know. Power went out.
Speaker 1:Just say something for fuck's sake.
Speaker 2:What is it the answers?
Speaker 3:are Diarrhea, I'm sick. The answers that are left are I'm sick.
Speaker 1:I already said that.
Speaker 3:The answers that are left are traffic and bad weather.
Speaker 1:Oh, duh Traffic.
Speaker 2:What that's car issues Traffic? No, it wasn't, could you?
Speaker 3:imagine if I gave it to Megan you? No, it wasn't. Could you imagine if I gave it to Megan? You would have a conniption. I'm surprised you didn't. Alright, so Megan gets more points.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, you're losing because he's just giving it to me. That's completely true.
Speaker 2:I'm ready.
Speaker 3:I have to give Megan the points. What? She won that round, not all of them. She wins the one that she got right. Yes, because you did not provide an answer Stupid, I did provide an answer.
Speaker 2:It was a stupid one. What'd I say?
Speaker 1:I don't know. You said like Puking, which I already said, I did not say puking.
Speaker 2:That's what I said. All right, you guys ready?
Speaker 3:Yep, yes, okay, name a food that frequently goes bad before you get the chance to eat it.
Speaker 1:Mine has a delay.
Speaker 3:I have to finish the question first. No, you don't If.
Speaker 2:I can, if I know what you're going to say. Okay, lettuce salad et cetera Okay.
Speaker 4:Ding, ding ding. It's not the highest one, Megan.
Speaker 2:Milk. I'm sorry, megan, stupid, fucking idiot. Give me someone on my own level, that's a penalty.
Speaker 3:All righty, austin. So name a food that frequently goes bad before you get the chance to eat it, Dang it.
Speaker 1:I know one Fruit.
Speaker 3:That was my answer, ding ding ding Fruit veggies.
Speaker 2:Know one Fruit? That was my answer Ding ding, ding. Well, can you Fruit veggies slash?
Speaker 3:Can you give me like a specific fruit?
Speaker 2:Yeah, I don't need to, because if I say fruit to Steve Harvey, he'll give it to me?
Speaker 1:No, he won't.
Speaker 2:If I sit on his mustache, he won't.
Speaker 1:Not. If I told Steve Harvey some things about you, he wouldn't then I'm gay exactly uh fruit counts, if this is specific, specific specific type of fruit.
Speaker 3:It counts, no fruit. No, it doesn't give me a specific fruit. I know that's way too much.
Speaker 2:No, because you said car troubles and fucking answer was car accident they're the same thing.
Speaker 1:They both had car in them. No, all right, I'll, I'll give you Nope.
Speaker 2:I'll give him two. I'm protesting Just because you don't like fruit, Megan.
Speaker 1:I do like fruit bitch.
Speaker 3:Okay, anyways. Okay, so keep going. You have two more answers with three strikes to go Cheese. Any more answers do I have? You have two more answers with two more strikes can I google it?
Speaker 2:no, what stupid um, it goes bad before you can eat it yes, rocky, that's Rocky playing with his new pride toy that he loves or hates one of the two.
Speaker 1:Pride.
Speaker 2:Rocky pride. Rocky, can you take that outside please? Thank you, let's do.
Speaker 4:Eggs.
Speaker 3:That's, you have two more answers with one more strike.
Speaker 2:She doesn't even know anything over there.
Speaker 1:Siri, what's the?
Speaker 2:food Vegetables.
Speaker 1:You already said that.
Speaker 3:Ding, ding, ding. You already said that.
Speaker 1:I said fruit bits.
Speaker 3:He said salad or lettuce, that's it Lettuce isn't a vegetable. Well, this one includes it's mushrooms.
Speaker 1:Oh God.
Speaker 2:Okay. So you who the fuck says mushrooms? I know damn well, that's not even an answer, because most people don't even eat fucking mushrooms.
Speaker 3:Okay anyways, name a food that goes. Yes, you have one more with one more strike left Meat Rocky Rocky. I'm sorry, that is not correct. What is it Megan Yogurt? Fuck Dairy. It's an avocado, fuck what that counts as a fruit.
Speaker 1:I gave you banana and fresh berries. You were supposed to be specific stupid.
Speaker 2:A banana and fresh berries oh, I should have known.
Speaker 3:You should have.
Speaker 1:Why do you?
Speaker 3:bitch about everything.
Speaker 1:Because why do you that?
Speaker 2:is so specific.
Speaker 1:These are specific answers. He's a Karen.
Speaker 2:Do better, that's the point. I'm not a Karen, I'm a Kyle.
Speaker 1:You're kind of a Karen.
Speaker 3:Sometimes, Damn it. Alrighty, I will list the scores that you guys have. Okay, megan, you have 12. 114. Austin, you have 51. Damn it, that's you have 51. Damn it, it's stupid.
Speaker 2:All righty Rocky, thank you.
Speaker 3:Okay, ready, Hi buddy. Things you don't want to discuss during the holidays.
Speaker 1:Me.
Speaker 3:I heard Megan, that was me bitch, that was me Money.
Speaker 2:Okay, my turn.
Speaker 3:That is on there, but it's not the highest one Relationships and or dating. That is on there and it is higher than Megan, so we go with Austin Bitch.
Speaker 2:I feel like that would be number one. That's the number one thing that people avoid. It is not that's what I always avoided.
Speaker 3:Alright, so things you don't want to discuss during the holidays Job.
Speaker 2:Are you serious?
Speaker 3:Yes, I'm serious Okay.
Speaker 2:Relationship and you said what Money.
Speaker 1:Money, money, yeah.
Speaker 2:You said money Vacation plans.
Speaker 3:You have three answers with one strike left. Let's do kids. Kids Ding ding ding. Parenting advice there you go, shut up. All righty, there you go, shut up.
Speaker 2:Alrighty, how many more do I?
Speaker 3:have. You have two more answers left with one strike left.
Speaker 2:I already said job right Like job slash career. I already said that right.
Speaker 3:I cannot help you with that.
Speaker 2:I'm pretty sure you did earlier.
Speaker 1:Well, he's not now, so shut the fuck up and answer. You're going to eat my ass if you don't shut up.
Speaker 2:Ew, no, I'm not, let's do.
Speaker 3:You have five seconds, Five four.
Speaker 2:I don't fucking know Three. What kind of holiday is it?
Speaker 1:Christmas, didn't you say that?
Speaker 3:No there's just no holiday If it's Thanksgiving, then I'm going to say like a family recipe Turkey.
Speaker 1:We don't want to discuss that Turkey we killed.
Speaker 3:Damn it. All right, Megan.
Speaker 1:I didn't see him so shocked.
Speaker 3:Things you don't want discussed during the holidays.
Speaker 1:Politics.
Speaker 3:That's a good one religion Ding ding ding, ding ding ding.
Speaker 1:Yay, I still did.
Speaker 2:Okay, she's fucking illiterate. So sorry, tammy Slayton doesn't get it.
Speaker 1:Tammy Slayton is queen.
Speaker 2:Which one's the fat one?
Speaker 1:Now, tammy used to be the fat. Which one's the fat?
Speaker 2:one Now. Yeah, tammy used to be the fat one. Oh okay, tammy's the big one. Oh yeah, you got me a birthday card with Tammy and Amy on it.
Speaker 1:I did those precious little angels.
Speaker 2:Well, I wouldn't say little.
Speaker 1:Those precious big fat angels. Okay, what's?
Speaker 2:the score.
Speaker 3:Megan's at 186. Are you just putting random numbers in your calculator? No, I know how much Megan has.
Speaker 1:Don't be a hater.
Speaker 3:And you have 51. Alrighty, next question.
Speaker 1:Oh shit, Hold on my timer timed out.
Speaker 2:It doesn't matter.
Speaker 3:Name something that only happens once every few years. My timer timed out. Sorry, it doesn't matter.
Speaker 2:Name something that only happens once every few years Austin Meteor.
Speaker 3:I'll give it to you. Thank you, it was an eclipse.
Speaker 1:And that was number one. That's number one, no. That's exactly the same thing? No, it's not.
Speaker 2:You don't even know the fucking differences.
Speaker 1:No, a meteor is like a shower.
Speaker 3:I'll give it to him.
Speaker 2:No, it's outer space bitch.
Speaker 1:Oh my god.
Speaker 2:So I could have said the moon explodes and I would have got it Probably, just like you got car troubles, and it was a fucking car.
Speaker 1:I'm protesting, I'm not playing anymore.
Speaker 3:Hi buddy, so name something that only happens once every few years.
Speaker 2:Fuck, I didn't think that far. Every couple years Election.
Speaker 1:Ding, ding, ding. Duh, that was easy.
Speaker 3:Alrighty, keep going you thought of that name, something that only happens once every few years um, hmm, yeah, I'm all out eww, do you want to give Megan your turn?
Speaker 1:Do you want to pass bitch?
Speaker 2:Do you have an answer in mind? Yeah, fuck, no, I gotta think about this. Okay, you have five seconds.
Speaker 1:Four.
Speaker 2:Promotion.
Speaker 4:Three. I'm sorry.
Speaker 3:Okay.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that makes sense. You have two strikes left with three answers left. It makes sense.
Speaker 3:You have two strikes left, with three answers left.
Speaker 2:Uh, every couple years Every year. Every few years stupid, I was gonna say a birthday, but that's every year. Wow, leap year.
Speaker 1:Fuck, that was my answer.
Speaker 3:I'm sorry, you're stupid. Alright, you have two answers left with two straight seconds.
Speaker 2:Okay, let's see. Do you have another one?
Speaker 1:No, I don't.
Speaker 2:Why do you have an anxiety?
Speaker 1:Because I don't want to lose to you.
Speaker 2:You're stupid Make sure, I'm like 700 points behind. Yeah, you're way ahead. Even if you did win a fight, you're still ahead Not in real life, but yeah. Okay can you answer every couple years Five, four three, two, one Taxes. No, that should be on there.
Speaker 1:Taxes happen every year stupid.
Speaker 2:Not for me.
Speaker 1:Well, that's because you're a criminal.
Speaker 2:Shut up, don't lie. I know Okay. So yes, sean.
Speaker 1:IRS, if you're listening, please arrest him.
Speaker 3:You have two answers left with one strike left.
Speaker 2:Ugh Every couple years. Fuck, are they obvious. I'm not going to help you.
Speaker 3:Are they obvious? I'm not going to help you.
Speaker 1:Are they obvious?
Speaker 3:I'm not going to help you, that's rude.
Speaker 1:We're not friends anymore. You weren't even helping me.
Speaker 2:Rocky was asking Five four three two Health physical what.
Speaker 3:That should be on there, all right, megan.
Speaker 1:Rocky, yes, Rocky same.
Speaker 2:All right, megan Name, something that only happens once every few years um fuck I feel like I'd be better if I was like 100 sober no, you wouldn't I'm pretty good at I don't know this is family feudopardy he took all my answers. Five.
Speaker 3:Four Three.
Speaker 1:Someone in your family dies.
Speaker 3:So Austin gets the points. Okay, what were the other two answers, please? The other two answers were the Olympics. Oh, they don't happen every year. They happen every four years. Oh my gosh, shut the fuck up.
Speaker 1:Well, it happens every two years, oh my gosh.
Speaker 3:Oh, shut the fuck up Every two.
Speaker 2:Well, it happens every two years, I think, two years for winter and four years for summer.
Speaker 3:No, I don't yes it is.
Speaker 2:I think they're both Nope, they're not Nope, I think they're both every four years, nope.
Speaker 1:Okay, anyway, nope, nope, let's move on.
Speaker 2:Oh God, when are the Winter Olympics and Summer Olympics?
Speaker 3:Oh, it doesn't read it's every four years. For what? The Summer and Winter Olympics are both held every four years, but they alternate every two years, so it's kind of like.
Speaker 1:So they're two.
Speaker 3:They're two years apart, but they happen every four years, so I was kind of right, no.
Speaker 2:No, you were wrong, right.
Speaker 3:So they're two, they're two years apart but they happen every four years, so I was kind of right. No, no, you were wrong.
Speaker 2:I had four and two.
Speaker 3:No, that's, but you had it in the wrong like context.
Speaker 1:You're wrong If in my classes.
Speaker 2:That's half credit.
Speaker 1:No, you lost all your points.
Speaker 2:That's why everything's like breaking. One was the fifa fifa world cup. What I can't believe.
Speaker 1:I didn't get that really, that's the stupidest fucking thing, that's the stupidest game. Hey, siri, what is the fifa world? Cup oh you know it's soccer don't yell at me, you bitches, stupid fuck. Oh my god. Now siri can't answer me because you guys yelled at me it's the greatest game that's ever been.
Speaker 2:Should I read?
Speaker 3:the scores.
Speaker 2:No, is that the last?
Speaker 3:round.
Speaker 2:No, there's more.
Speaker 3:There's one more, and then the lightning round, let's do it.
Speaker 2:I need to get my buzzer out.
Speaker 3:Austin's at 124 and.
Speaker 2:Megan's at 186.
Speaker 1:I kind of jumped up there on my last one, Alright.
Speaker 3:I'm ready, okay, you ready. I kind of jumped up there on my last one. All right, I'm ready. All right, okay, okay, you ready. Yes, hurry up. Name a way that people communicated before texting was invented Mine.
Speaker 1:No, but he cheated. No, I already knew no. Pete, pressed me when you said it.
Speaker 3:No, you both. No, I'm going to repeat the question.
Speaker 2:I'm going to do it right when you start, because I know what the question is. No, you can't do that.
Speaker 3:You have to wait until I finish the question.
Speaker 2:I didn't wait until you finished.
Speaker 3:I didn't have to wait because I know what you're saying I didn't get to finish and you both rang it. No, I waited until you finished? Name a way that people communicated before texting was me.
Speaker 1:You're stupid.
Speaker 2:Okay, go ahead, put a fucking carrier pigeon or something stupid. Okay, megan, go Payphone.
Speaker 3:Landline. That's number three. Okay, no, you have to be like it's like. Don't be like that, like, just like, don't be that specific Pacific.
Speaker 1:I'm trying to be that specific, don't be that.
Speaker 3:Telephone Ding ding ding. I will give that to you Phone calls.
Speaker 1:That's the same thing.
Speaker 3:So that is the highest answer. So we still fucking talk on the phone. No, it was invented before texting, so before we can text. That's how it was.
Speaker 2:Everything was invented before texting Email was invented before.
Speaker 3:Actually, no Social media was invented after that. I think, oh, I see what you're saying.
Speaker 2:Okay, Megan name a way that people? I just gave her all the answers.
Speaker 3:Name a way that people communicated before texting was invented.
Speaker 1:Email.
Speaker 3:Fuck, eh, I'm, oh, I'm sorry, you're such an idiot.
Speaker 1:Letters via mail Ding ding ding.
Speaker 3:Letters is on there. Mail Ding ding ding. Letters is on there. Alright you have two strikes left with three answers.
Speaker 2:Oh shit.
Speaker 1:Showing up at someone's house.
Speaker 3:So you have one strike with three answers left.
Speaker 2:That would suck, Like you have to drive to someone's house on your horse and carriage to tell them something.
Speaker 1:I have two answers, but I only have one strike. Huh, yes.
Speaker 3:I would do the one that is stronger, I don't know. Okay, we'll give you an answer, we'll do your stupidest one.
Speaker 1:Um Do my stupidest one Um.
Speaker 2:Smoke signals.
Speaker 1:Oh fuck, Like handwritten letters, Erased letters, that counts no it doesn't, If you're that fucking stupid it counts, but I meant like I'll give you 10 seconds, okay, oh, where's? My other one Now I forgot where my other one was. Seven Six Five Horse. Where's my other one Now? I forgot what my other one was Seven Six.
Speaker 2:Five Horse and carriage Pigeon mill.
Speaker 3:I'm sitting my horse over to tell you Ding, ding, ding. Oh, carrier pigeon is on there.
Speaker 2:Bitch, that was mine from the very beginning. Well then, don't say your answers out loud.
Speaker 3:She said her answer three times you what I meant. Okay, megan, you have one strike with two answers left. What did I say so far? You have phone calls, letter and carrier pigeon Um telegraph.
Speaker 2:No, it doesn't fucking count, because I know what it is.
Speaker 3:I'm sorry, Megan, that is not the correct one.
Speaker 2:It's my turn. So awesome and it's.
Speaker 3:Morse code Name. A way that people communicated before texting was invented Morse code Name a way that people communicated before texting was invented Morse code? I don't think that's correct.
Speaker 2:Tell me what it is.
Speaker 1:No, you're wrong.
Speaker 2:It doesn't matter. That's my answer.
Speaker 1:So tell me what it is You're wrong, okay, well, okay, okay, okay.
Speaker 3:Hold on If I'm wrong.
Speaker 1:You're not, don't be, never do. There's either beeper and pager fuck, I had a pager or a telegram? Yeah, no that's not morse code. What is it, didn't I?
Speaker 3:say that you can say telegraph it's the same fucking thing.
Speaker 1:You know what I meant, what is?
Speaker 2:it? What is it? A telegram is not morse code.
Speaker 1:It's morse code. No, it's not. Telegram is where you like write something out, you give it to someone and they go and they here. This is what like. This is what I said. Is that like what's up, but in person you're, you pull out your thing like a scroll yes, like in shrek or lord farquaad sends out the knights to.
Speaker 2:Yes, arrest shrek and donkey.
Speaker 4:Yes, and he knew that yes.
Speaker 2:By the order of Lord Farquaad. Yes, like that, yes.
Speaker 1:Can you imagine? Yes, Norris Code is like doot, doot, doot.
Speaker 3:I don't think Telegram is that.
Speaker 2:Telegram is where someone hires someone to come sing for you at a corporate party. That's a quartet no A, quartet no, that's four people.
Speaker 1:Hey Siri. What is Telegram Do?
Speaker 2:you have a Siri on that watch Can?
Speaker 1:you shut the fuck up so she can talk.
Speaker 2:Do you have a Siri on that VTech watch over there hey.
Speaker 1:Siri. What is a Telegram?
Speaker 2:Sorry, that is too long for me to know.
Speaker 1:Too many syllables.
Speaker 2:Anyway, upgrade to higher package.
Speaker 1:Okay, let me, let, let me I'm having trouble with connection because some idiot is talking in the background.
Speaker 3:I know sir okay, I will give you the definition of a telegram I just read it.
Speaker 1:It doesn't matter, I won, so that's stupid.
Speaker 2:No, there's still more. That's because you always feud with the family.
Speaker 3:Oh wait, Megan, you're actually right.
Speaker 1:I know that I'm right.
Speaker 3:I'm sorry. Okay, well, I'm going to give it to Megan.
Speaker 2:That was her fucking turn.
Speaker 1:It doesn't matter, you're stupid, she only gets the three answers that she provided.
Speaker 2:She doesn't get telegrammed. Yeah, I do. She said telegraph Because I said it.
Speaker 3:and Definition is a message sent by telegraph and then delivered in written or printed form, doesn't matter if she didn't say that that's what I meant, but she said telegraph.
Speaker 2:Which is what I meant that's what you have to say, but it doesn't matter.
Speaker 1:That wasn't the answer he gave you banana and fucking raspberry, Because that's a fruit bitch and telegraph is a telegram.
Speaker 3:No, telegraph is a telegraph, so Austin does it matter, because she still got the round, because you said Morse code.
Speaker 2:That's the same thing, it's not. I am quitting, I'm dropping out of this family. We have a lightning round. Oh my God.
Speaker 1:That's all it took. I said no, I've been trying for years.
Speaker 4:Hold on, hold on, I'm adding man's points up real quick.
Speaker 2:You Hold on, I'm adding man's points up real quick. You think people think we're alcoholics.
Speaker 1:I am, I'm trying to be this summer.
Speaker 2:That's really you meant trying not to be.
Speaker 1:No, I'm trying to be. Hey, bitches, bitches, get stitches.
Speaker 3:Alright, are you guys ready for the last lightning round? I'm ready, okay, so how this is going to work, do I? Need to go bang. So how this is going to work is, I think, enough. I need it out.
Speaker 1:You need to put your timer on or your buzzer or your stupid whatever red button.
Speaker 3:Okay, so I'm going to be.
Speaker 2:That's not what I had earlier. It doesn't matter.
Speaker 3:Can you turn it louder, turn your eyes light.
Speaker 2:I thought your buzzer was my buzzer the whole time.
Speaker 1:Yeah, exactly, and I've been first and he's been like, oh, I heard Austin first. I'm right here.
Speaker 2:I'm pretty sure he gave them all to you because of your helmet, your helmet and fucking safety glasses you have on for this fucking podcast, all right safety first.
Speaker 3:So lightning round is where I'm gonna be a new buzzer. I need something loud.
Speaker 1:No, we don't talk about you. Nope, we're not waiting for him. We're not waiting for him that's gonna overpower you we're not waiting for him go.
Speaker 3:Okay, well, I'm gonna explain the direction lightning round is where I'm going to be reading. Sorry, didn't mean to do that. Well, I'm going to be reading a question and whoever I hear first is going to answer it. Okay, so it's going to be, and it has to be on the board.
Speaker 1:Yes, period right yes.
Speaker 3:So it's not going to be like, oh, Megan got it Something just collapsed in here.
Speaker 2:I think it was a chair. What chair? Megan's chair, give me now. All right, are we guys ready?
Speaker 3:Are we guys ready? So it's one question, okay, okay.
Speaker 1:I have anxiety. Hurry, there's five answers.
Speaker 2:Oh.
Speaker 1:God.
Speaker 3:Five rounds?
Speaker 1:No, it's five answers Did he say five rounds, or did he say five answers?
Speaker 3:I think so Five. No, it's five answers.
Speaker 1:Did he say five rounds or did he say five?
Speaker 3:answers. I think he said five answers. You said five answers. Name an important number people often memorize.
Speaker 1:I heard Megan's first Mine was still going 12 minutes 13.
Speaker 3:No no, oh, that's kind of what I thought no, okay, no, that's not Okay Okay.
Speaker 2:Austin, that that's kind of what I no Okay, eh no, that's not Okay.
Speaker 1:Okay, austin, that was a stapler, an important number people usually remember yeah.
Speaker 3:Austin go.
Speaker 2:Or I'm keeping your turn, oh phone number Ding ding, ding, ding ding.
Speaker 1:You need to be more specific, okay, well.
Speaker 2:I need to keep going then right?
Speaker 3:No, it's Megan's turn. You guys can take turns.
Speaker 2:Megan didn't get the first one she's stupid. Did you count that as a point? I gave you a point, okay.
Speaker 1:Address Number Birthday. I meant she said no.
Speaker 2:Fuck that she said address. Well they, Because what the fuck's address number?
Speaker 1:The number on your the street number for your address.
Speaker 2:Oh address. I think that a dress Like you put address on.
Speaker 3:I heard dress number.
Speaker 2:That's all I heard I heard dress, you didn't put the fucking. I said address number Like address, like Address I said address number Like address number.
Speaker 1:A dress, I didn't say a dress number.
Speaker 3:Is that how you heard it too? I heard like a dress number.
Speaker 1:Well, just because you guys are retarded.
Speaker 3:Is that my problem?
Speaker 2:Is dress on there.
Speaker 3:No, both of them are not on there, Megan.
Speaker 2:I'm sorry, Okay awesome Social security number.
Speaker 3:Social security number is on there Ding ding ding.
Speaker 1:Are you happy with yourself?
Speaker 2:Kinda because that was the dumbest fucking thing I've ever heard.
Speaker 1:Okay.
Speaker 2:Megan.
Speaker 1:What are the answers that are on there?
Speaker 3:Phone number and social security number what?
Speaker 2:I really thought address, name and number people often memorize. That was fucking nasty.
Speaker 1:I don't know.
Speaker 3:Oh, think of something.
Speaker 1:Age number Birthday. I literally said that already. You did.
Speaker 2:You said fucking like your dress size no.
Speaker 1:In case anyone asks.
Speaker 2:My dress size is I don't know how women's dressing.
Speaker 1:Mine is a size 6.
Speaker 2:What I don't know how women's dressing. Mine is a size 6. What? I don't know what that means. Okay, Megan.
Speaker 1:My chair just gave out Social security phone number Address has to be on there.
Speaker 2:I said that already. Phone number has to be on there. You said phone number the first time Is be on there. I said that already. Phone number has to be on there you said phone number, the first time is it on there?
Speaker 1:pay attention, and age isn't on there no number license plate number you memorize that?
Speaker 2:no, I have my credit card memorized, number number. You memorize that? No, I have my credit card memorized and um number don't give him hints.
Speaker 1:I see you.
Speaker 3:You look at me answer you have five seconds, five age. You, you guys are idiots, because you both said that twice she no, I said age too Okay no, okay, no, megan, that's not fair.
Speaker 2:She said fucking dress size and.
Speaker 1:I got an it.
Speaker 4:No, I didn't. And I didn't say a dress size. She said something else. I said a dress.
Speaker 3:Megan.
Speaker 1:Debit card number.
Speaker 2:Ding ding ding. What? That's a normal thing? I thought I was the only one that memorized it?
Speaker 1:I don't know, mine, I don't know mine, you memorized it.
Speaker 3:Why'd you say it? You literally said it in front of, like what is Megan's turn, I will not say it, and I thought, no, no, I'm saying. You said oh, debit card number.
Speaker 1:I already have your debit card memorized.
Speaker 3:And I'm like hey, austin, you just said it and you're like oh my God, a potato size that's dumb Okay.
Speaker 2:There's one more. Right, there's two more. No, there's not that many numbers in life. Yeah, there is the Pythagorean Theorem.
Speaker 3:You each have three more rounds. Awesome, three more rounds, oh.
Speaker 2:No, three more tries, oh fuck my life, let's cut it down to one each, okay, go A number that we memorize the date.
Speaker 1:Eh the date. I don't have that many numbers in my life. Cell phone number oh, we already said phone number this is so stressful. Yeah, I can't do this. Um, fuck Our flight number. Huh, eh Fuck, I don't know. Don't you have a flight number when you fly?
Speaker 3:The last two options that needed to be answered were he's eating something.
Speaker 1:What's he eating, rocky? A squeaker from his toy you got it out Rocky's eating stuff.
Speaker 2:he shouldn't be buddy Rocky.
Speaker 1:Rocky, hey Rocky, come back, rocky, you're grounded Blood alcohol level License number I think I said that didn't I.
Speaker 2:You said license plate Fuck Driver's license number Seth.
Speaker 1:I said that didn't. I use this license plate fuck driver's license number seth.
Speaker 2:I have an answer. I don't know that. I know my license plate, I know my direct.
Speaker 1:I don't know my license plate number, but I know my driver's license. I know the other one damn it, seth, I have an answer it's too late.
Speaker 2:No, we hundred times. I think you only guessed three times. Rocky's getting in trouble for eating the squeaker out of his toy.
Speaker 1:Rocky Rooski, rocky, come here, buddy, let's bank him. I'm not taking my headphones off, otherwise.
Speaker 2:Rocky Rocky, why are you being a little jerk today? We literally just watched a video on how corgis are jerks.
Speaker 3:if you're gonna get a corgi. You should. No, he's being aggressive.
Speaker 2:It's not him being aggressive well, the hands of spanking the face the face rocky, I'm gonna spank your little corgi butt no bad, no, I did, I did.
Speaker 3:I didn't spank him, but I like that. And he turned around and he tried to grab me and growled and showed his teeth at me.
Speaker 2:Okay, we're back.
Speaker 3:The last two were driver's license number and face value number. I said that you did not. You said license plate number.
Speaker 2:I'm saying as you left me and Megan were talking and I said you looked at it.
Speaker 1:No, he did. No, he didn't. I don't even know what the hell.
Speaker 2:I'm looking at oh.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it was just an afterthought.
Speaker 3:What was the last one? Think routing number.
Speaker 1:I almost said that, but I'm like who the fuck knows that I do because I?
Speaker 2:Mine's 67778. Yeah, I know, I don't know mine and I will not repeat it on air.
Speaker 3:Okay, so let me calculate your ISA scores and I will tell, is there a need for that?
Speaker 2:Beep-bop, boop-boop. That was good. I think we did good. Buddy, you gotta be nice. You can't be biting, buddy, you gotta be nice.
Speaker 4:You can't be biting, you're a silly boy.
Speaker 3:No, he's in trouble with me, You're in trouble. Alrighty, I won. So Austin received a score of 172. Oh, take that bitch.
Speaker 1:Fuck.
Speaker 3:And Megan got a score of 274.
Speaker 4:Yes, yes.
Speaker 3:So Megan won.
Speaker 1:Uh-huh.
Speaker 2:It's the only thing she's won in life.
Speaker 1:So Megan, megan, no offense.
Speaker 3:I thought Austin would win.
Speaker 2:I did too. Some of these are kind of dumb.
Speaker 1:They're dumb because you lost. No, they're dumb in general.
Speaker 2:Name something you memorized.
Speaker 1:Have you ever watched Family Feud?
Speaker 2:Those are the type of questions they ask Not until the new host came on. I think we're going to cut that out, damn it.
Speaker 1:Who's the new host?
Speaker 3:Steve Harvey, the guy with the Hitler stash All righty Well, that concludes our family feud and our episode.
Speaker 1:And I won $1,000. Yes.
Speaker 2:From your own money.
Speaker 1:Damn it, I don't even have $1,000.
Speaker 2:I'm sad, I'm sorry.
Speaker 3:Yes, so thank you guys for listening. That concludes our episode. Make sure to follow us on Spotify and Apple Podcasts and give us a five-star rating wherever you listen to your podcast. And then you can follow us on Instagram at. You Can't Be a Therapist, and we also have our individual Instagram links in our link tree in our bio, so if you want to follow us, you can follow us there. Bye.
Speaker 1:Bye, bye.