Fam Bam Drama, Illuminati, and Drunken Shenanigans.

Welcome to the wild ride that is "You Can't Be A Therapist," where hosts Austin, Seth, and Megan dish out laughs and ludicrous tales like there's no tomorrow.

In this premiere episode, Seth gets the party started by introducing the motley crew, setting the stage for the chaos to come. What better way to kick things off than diving headfirst into the absurdity of family gatherings? 

But wait, things take a turn for the bizarre when Austin drops a bombshell: he was apparently approached by the Illuminati! Cue the dramatic music as the trio navigates through conspiracy theories faster than you can say "secret handshake."

And if that's not enough to leave you scratching your head, Megan swoops in with a tale that'll make you question reality itself—a drunken escapade so wild, it could give Indiana Jones a run for his money.

So buckle up, folks, because "You Can't Be A Therapist" is here to deliver belly laughs, eyebrow raises, and a whole lot of "Did that really happen?" moments. Get ready for a ride you won't soon forget!